Humorous because he states that his cat would be more persuasive than the most of the marketing team. It could also be satirical because the use of irony, but satirical usually has a purpose to address a problem in society so I would go with Humorous
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Explanation:
I believe part of this question seems to be missing.
Answer:
Either A or B
Explanation:
It really depends what kind of speech but your best bet is A if its a politician making a speech and B if it's a teacher/professor.
The best way to sell something is to have a buy one get one free sale
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