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The proffesor will grade her paper by evaluating the criteria as listed on the rubric.
<span> </span><span>A) Kurt Vonnegut B) Tom Stoppard C) Tom Wolfe D) Ernest
C) Tom Wolfie.
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By putting it as a matter-of-fact statement (assuming everything else was action packed) there is a massive shift that creates contrast in the piece and leaves a very concise point to shock/leave the reader with.