What statement best describes the satire in the excerpt? “For I’ll have money, wool, and cheese, and wheat, Though given by the
poorest serving-lad, or by the poorest window in the place, Were all her children dying of famine, No, no! I’ll drink the ichor of the vine, And have a pretty girl in every town. But hear me out now, gentlemen...”
Your answer would be B. He's talking about not being able to prove his age because he hasn't never seen a real record of his birth or anything else that would give him an idea of how old he is, so no real way to actually prove it.