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olya-2409 [2.1K]
3 years ago
9

I need 5 puns that are both witty and clever. English 9 type stuff :D

English
1 answer:
Mamont248 [21]3 years ago
3 0
1:The world does not revolves around you I'm not uranous
2:The truth shall set you free but first it's going to tick you off
3: you tried to trick me but, I'm not the joking type but hey jokes on you
4:ha ha ha ha ha,Oh wait you thought
5:oh wait you thought I was playing when I said I was going to do that ha ha ha ha ha you thought
extra cause I'm extra LOl:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
your welcome
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