Humorous because he states that his cat would be more persuasive than the most of the marketing team. It could also be satirical because the use of irony, but satirical usually has a purpose to address a problem in society so I would go with Humorous
Yes, father said, “I’ll be home by ten.”
When i effed my friends bf she was pretty mad but forgave me i guess i can make more friends my not being a sleeze