When Bill Bryson was penning down his thoughts on a flight, he started talking to a lovely lady sitting beside him. While talking to her, he starting chewing on his pen. However, his pen started leaking its ink.
B
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"His historical researches, however, did not lie so much among books as among men; for the former are lamentably scanty on his favorite topics; whereas he found the old burghers, and still more their wives, rich in that legendary lore, so invaluable to true history. Whenever, therefore, he happened upon a genuine Dutch family, snugly shut up in its low- roofed farmhouse, under a spreading sycamore, he looked upon it as a little clasped volume of black- letter,' and studied it with the zeal of a book- worm." - " Rip Van Winkle," 1994 edition, 1-2
A iPod
No idea
An umbrella is very useful
A apple
A pencil