I think it would be Chronological and Flashback.
Answer:
Ok, so basically a <em>really</em> short story about you getting what you wanted? Okay then.
Explanation:
"Wait, wait, wait...someone pinch me, quick! Is this <em>the </em><u>(whatever you want)</u>? Oh my god, thank you so much!" I said as I unwrapped the present. My brother didn't pass up the opportunity and pinched me, hard. I yelled at him, but inside I was still ecstatic. I had gotten <em>the perfect present</em> and now nothing could ruin my birthday, not even my pinching brother.
An electric Guitar because you cant bring an amp while marching
I believe the answer to this is a because the rest of the options sound very serious and dreadful
