✧ Ingredients for the spread of a religion [in the form of a "cake"] ✧
⋆ 3 cups of holy texts [ cake flour], to give the religion it's shape.
⋆ 1 1/2 cups of places to worship [sugar], so people in the religion are relaxed and know where to go so they can worship.
⋆ 3 tbsp trade and/or trade routes [butter], to keep the religion [cake] together.
⋆ 1 cup of religious leaders [milk/buttermilk], to give the religion some flavor and so the people know who to worship.
⋆ 1/2 cup government leaders [vegetable oil], in order for the religion to be protected, safe, and also together at all times.
⋆ 3 eggs [pathways/roads/migration], so the people of the religion know what way to go to spread the religion further
⋆ 1 tsp conflict [vanilla] to give the religion more flavor because the religious leaders weren't enough sweetness, and also because you can't have a religion without a little conflict.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ✧ Directions for the spread of religion [in the form of a cake recipe] ✧
⋆ In a medium bowl, beat [with a mixer] the places to worship [sugar] and trade/trade routes [butter] together until light and fluffy.
⋆ Next, add your religious leaders [milk/buttermilk] to that bowl and mix until well combined.
⋆ Then, slowly add your holy texts [cake flour] as you're mixing. Make sure it is well combined before moving on to the next step!
⋆ In a separate bowl, stir your pathways/roads/migration [eggs] with a fork and add your conflict [vanilla] and mix that.
⋆ Add your pathways/roads/migration to your big bowl and then add your government leaders [vegetable oil] and mix all of that until it's well combined
⋆ Then add your mixture of religion into a big cake pan.
⋆ Bake that cake for 50-55 minutes and when it's done baking, let it cool and then frost it with your favorite religious frosting and you're done!
Hope this helps, sorry if it's confusing! :)