Answer:
<em>Asking:</em> Hello? Who is this, and how may I help you?
<em>Who:</em> Who.
<em>Asking:</em> You.
<em>Who: </em>Who.
<em>Asking: </em>I said "You"!
<em>Who:</em> I am Who! Who are you?!
<em>Asking:</em> I am Asking.
<em>Who:</em> I know you were asking, but I already answered your question. I am Who, so do answer my question. Who are you?
<em>Asking:</em> Asking is speaking.
<em>Who:</em> Asking is more of a question. Anyways, who again did you say you were?
<em>Asking:</em> Asking!
<em>Who:</em> Who's asking-? Well, I am asking.
<em>Asking: </em>No, I am asking.
<em>Who:</em> I'm asking you!
<em>Asking:</em> My name is not You, I'm Asking.
<em>Who, sighs:</em> I give up...
[Who ends the call.]