It is false that drunk drivers kill two to four times more people than aggressive drivers. As a matter of fact, quite the opposite is correct - aggressive drives kill more people than drunken drivers. This information comes from the Center for Problem-Oriented Policing, which has the statistics.
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I think a good title could be the Holy grammar emperor
I know it doesn't make much sense but cesar was an emperor and your essay talks a bit about grammar