Question

If Adam eats 95 apples a day. How many times does he use the restroom in a week?

Answer 1

Answer:

LOL you okay, Adam? I think he'd better check up on his friend Johnny Appleseed too in case... q(≧▽≦q) He must REALLY hate the doctor... (an apple a day keeps the doctor away!)

Explanation:

He probably uses the restroom like at least 10-15 times each day, assuming he isn't dead at this point. I don't really know the science.... (Pro tip: take some laxatives, boi)

Adam has to have a LOT of time to eat those apples... and to go poop.

Answer 2

Answer:

ummm is there anything else and whyyyyy? is this a math problem????? Probably. I think that many apples would very negatively impact his health.