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polet [3.4K]
3 years ago
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Tell a Joke!! Will give brainliest to the best one

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DedPeter [7]3 years ago
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I don't have shoes¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Step2247 [10]3 years ago
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this is a dark humor one so be warned

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