Just think of two things that could be compared in an unusual way! A metaphor is just a comparison that doesn't use "like" or "as". For example, a simile would be "My love is like a rose" but a metaphor would be "My love is a rose" If you think of it this way, it might be easiest to think of a simile then take away "like" or "as". Be creative with it and have fun
Humorous because he states that his cat would be more persuasive than the most of the marketing team. It could also be satirical because the use of irony, but satirical usually has a purpose to address a problem in society so I would go with Humorous
Because of the feud between those too family’s (I don’t know them name). It’s been an ongoing feud and they thought they would get killed for it I think.
are sports good for your health
There is a lot of postive articles on this and a some negative articles on the topic. To find them just types in "are sports good for your health"
