The Romans adopted the Greek's use of realistic features when making human art. Both Greek and Roman human art could be very unforgiving, meaning that every blemish on a human's face was included in a Roman sculpture or painting.
“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.
“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Explanation:
I love dark humor
Negative space helps create more space and draws more attention to one specific thing even though there can be multiple things within the piece
Answer: At customs
Explanation:At customs Edward had been asked what the sculpture was,customs ended up labeling it as "kitchen utensils and supplies" and had tried to charge him with an import tax. Steichen refused to pay the duty and therefore led to this going to the Supreme Court. There the sculpture was said to be art and Steichen did not have to pay the tax.
Eres un loco, ¿tienes un chasquido?
