Answer: Phones while driving does not mix well.
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Could you include a photo of the text?
I believe Mark Twain is satirizing 'the long list of names required to address certain nobles' in this excerpt.
Because, there is no mention of balls and dinner parties, or the importance of the Americans/British, or their eccentric attitudes, therefore, the first option is the correct one.
Will be received into the armed services of the united States