Once there was a man who lived in a cot. He found it very hot While cleaning, he found a lamp And when he rub it, it crackled and fizzed with a KABAMP Out a genie came, with three wishes The first, he wished for a nice crispy fish And snapped the fingers of the genie, the wish came true The next, he wished for a a unbreakable tool Again, the genie snapped his fingers, the man had the tool and fish to hold But he wished for the final, a place where it was cold This time, the genie zapped him into the Antarctic
