1- No me hables, 2- No agreges (ajo) al caldo!. 3-No compres (camarones) para mis amigos. 4- Nunca escribas (recetas) en tu mano. ,5- No tengas una olla en el microondas!.
8. D "explicar" means explain
9. C
11. D "Levantan" means get up
12. A "maquillaje" means makeup which you find at a beauty salon
14. B "Yesterday Carlos Learned to Ski"
15. C
16. A "cash a check"
For the words on top of the picture it says
"And when Josh was about to say yes"
"the great love of his youth appeared"