I think the answer is 3000-2000 BCE
Answer:
Lots of Wine and Sex
Explanation:
I was as happy as I could be
With lots of wine and sex
No tax collector bothered me
I was as happy as I could be
Without a job and worry free
Until I got AIDS from Rex
I was as happy as I could be
With lots of wine and sex
(Just keep going like that, inventing more verses with the same rhyme pattern, until you have your 1500 words. The triolet verse form is great for rap songs.)
Answer:
I read His luck
Explanation:
They were trying to figure out why this guy did something. The audience response was that they were really surprised. They designed it to be dramatic.