Question

WHOEVER MAKES THE HAPPIEST STORY GETS A LOAD OF POINTS BUT HERE ARE THE RULES:

Answer 1

your smiling aren't you? hey! why are you trying to hide it? you cant do that! can you? what? a story? your still smiling aren't you? i can feel it. stop smiling! my goodness lad! was my story sad or something?... why are you smiling?.. oh my cheezychoddee on a longhorn popo 2 inch mama..... what happen? did i win? hey if your smiling after reading this, i say that the happiest story of my life cuz i aint got no life. RIP my life

Answer 2

Once upon a time in the gumdrop candy land forests a small little gumdrop was bouncing around when he found a small jelly bean, he slowly approached the jelly bean and said hi, the jelly bean responded with hello would you like to walk, the gumdrop said yes and they started walking. They eventually made it to twizzlers forests when they saw a little candy corn stuck in the twizzlers trees so they acted swiftly to free the candy corn before it was too late. They advised a plan nobody in candy land like twizzlers so there was no eating her way out so both the jelly bean and the gum drop climbed up the tree and pulled on the Twizzlers that was holding the candy corn and they pulled, and pulled until finally SNAP! The twizzlers broke and the candy corn was free so they all climbed down the tree and continued to walk and lived happily ever after.

The End.