We’re waiting for the awful grandmother who is inside dropping pesos into la ofrenda box before the altar to La Divina Providencia. Lighting votive candles and genuflecting. Blessing herself and kissing her thumb. Running a crystal rosary between her fingers. Mumbling, mumbling, mumbling.
There are so many prayers and promises and thanks-be-to-God to be given in the name of the husband and the sons and the only daughter who never attend mass. It doesn’t matter. Like La Virgen de Guadalupe, the awful grandmother intercedes on their behalf. For the grandfather who hasn’t believed in anything since the first PRI elections. For my father, El Periquín, so skinny he needs his sleep. For Auntie Light-skin, who only a few hours before was breakfasting on brain and goat tacos after dancing all night in the pink zone. For Uncle Fat-face, the blackest of the black sheep—Always remember your Uncle Fat-face in your prayers. And Uncle Baby— You go for me, Mamá—God listens to you.
I'm having a great time at (insert school)! My teachers are all very kind and help me with the work. I like (insert favorite class here). The teacher (insert friendly teacher) is very (excellent quality about him). The students here are kind and well-behaved. Every day when I wake up, I get online on time. At the moment, I'm doing (insert how you're doing in school)
If your school has clubs: I take part in the ____ club, it's about __________!
you can use 'I'm getting better though' or 'I'm doing great' or 'I'm very proud of myself for (whatever you're proud of.)'
Explanation:
best I can come up with , Thanks for coming to my cringe TED talk!