There's four men sitting at a table playing poker. at some point they start talking about their sons. the first man says "did you hear my son is a world famous chef? he's so successful that he bought his friend a two story house just cause." the second guy said "wow that's quite impressive, you must be proud of him. well my son is a lawyer and he's so rich that he bought his buddy a boat just because he can." the third guy said "how nice of him. well my son he's a doctor and he's so wealthy that he bought his friend a private yet just because he felt like it." then they all turned to the fourth man but he said nothing. finally the fourth guy said "my son is an exotic dancer for men." the second man said "oh I'm so sorry, you must be so disappointed." the fourth guy said "no, not really. he's so successful his three boyfriend's bought him a house, a boat, and a private jet."
