It's actually "Another way to Weigh an Elephant."
Waves are mostly caused by winds. Wind-driven waves, or surface waves, are created by the friction between wind and surface water.
Anxious - no
egotistical - yes
naive - no, possibly, but i don't think so
misled - yes, but i'm also unsure
Here is your paragraph written normally, with the all articles in italics.
<em>The</em> United Kingdom consists of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The United Kingdom is situated on <em>the</em> British Isles. The largest islands of <em>the</em> British Isles are Great Britain and Ireland. <em>The</em> British Isles are separated from <em>the</em> continental Europe by <em>the</em> North Sea and <em>the</em> English Channel. The narrowest part is <em>the</em> Straight of Dover, which is 33 km wide. In <em>the</em> west, British Isles are washed by <em>the</em> Atlantic Ocean. <em>The</em> Irish Sea separates Great Britain from Ireland.
Next time you use an image to text generator, crop out whatever is irrelevant, like the map and the paragraph below it. That's why whatever you pasted into your question turned out like gibberish, the computer was picking out those words as well as if it was read left to right. I had to retype most of this.