“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.
“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
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You can tell what key it is in by the starting note. Therefore, for example the first question is on "D", and it had a flat accidental. Therefore it is a Db (D flat). Now, we can use the circle of fifths 
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to help find out where the sharps and flats fall, and since this is a major scale, the pattern is Wholestep Wholestep Halfstep Wholestep Wholestep Wholestep Halfstep (WWHWWWH). 
Therefore the pattern is Dflat Eflat F Gflat Aflat Bflat C and Dflat again. You can write there as notes on the scale
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You can do this for the rest of question 6.
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7.
Just choose a key signature from the circle of fifths (an easy one is G) and put that key signature on your staff. Secondly, choose a time signature. The easiest is 4/4. If you're in "G", start in key of "G" and make a simple tune. e.g
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for the other tunes, just choose different time signatures and key signatures and switch up the tune.
Hope I helped and good luck!
 
        
        
        
<span>Pablo Picasso was a very famous artist during our time. He was born on October 25, 1881 and he died on April 8, 1973. He had four children. His full name was: <span>Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Pablo Picasso was a Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker, ceramicist, stage designer, a poet and also a playwright. He spent most of his adult life in France and he spoke Spanish.</span></span><span><span><em>  </em></span></span>
<span><span><em>Hope it helps </em>:)</span>
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It won 10, such an amazing movie. Every single one of the Lord of the Rings movies was a masterpiece. But Return of the King tops it off.