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I wrote one for you! I hope this works.
This all started 5 years ago.
I was sitting in the woods, eating a sandwich with my friend. We wanted to camp out for the night, so we texted our moms, they both gave us the ok.
Oh, I'm Jane, by the way. I'm 15.
Dylan is my best friend. He's 15 as well.
A little while later, we decided to call it a night. But, as you know, we didn't. We lied there, still talking.
"I don't know," Dylan shrugged, "I don't think he likes me back."
"Sure he does!" I remarked, "You are hilarious and the greatest guy eve-"
I was suddenly interrupted by a sound coming from the woods.
"Um... Jane?" Dylan asked, fearfully, "What was that?"
"Bro," I said, "It's probably just an animal, we are in the woods after all".
I chuckled, and so did Dylan.
He thanked me for reassuring him.
That was when we heard it again. This time, I'll admit, I was a little spooked.
I could see the chills on Dylan's arm, while I tried to hide mine.
"God's punishing me for being gay," Dylan joked, he laughed.
I laughed, too.
We brushed it off, again, stupidly.
Then, it happened. There was a thump again, but not just any thump. This time, is was close by.
Then, we heard breathing.
"We need to get out of here, I'll signal you to run," I said.
"Are you crazy?!" Dylan loudly whispered, "Have you not seen a single horror movie?!"
I shrugged.
So, we just sat there. Thinking. For HOURS. We couldn't stop hearing the breathing.
I peered out as subtly as possible. I saw a figure, but I couldn't make it out. Then, after a moment, I just fell over laughing hysterically. I don't know what came over me, but...It was so funny!
"SHHH!!!!!" Dylan said, "What the heck is wrong with you??"
I just kept on laughing. I couldn't even talk from laughter, I pointed out. He too, laughed like crazy. We sat there still as ever, freaking the freak out, over a tiny little panting dog.
"No, way," Dylan laughed, after we finally calmed down.
We came out of the tent, pet the dog, and went to bed. It was one heck of a night, one I'll never forget. It was one of the most humorous nights of my life, and It will always hold a special funny place in my heart.
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I hope this helps you out, I didn't have much time to write it
