It is either A or B because simile uses like or as to describe something and he isnt doing that and it also isnt a metaphor because he isnt speaking in a way that uses one. There is no pun in it either
You would just write things about you, such as where you were born, how old you are, your likes and dislikes. It is pretty simple and if you can't think of anything just make up some random things.
I think it would be D, hopefully this helped you
<span>D. Some people can type more than 100 words per minute.</span>