Understatement: is irony (laugh) of something that is pitiful.
Answer: A) they're showing the movie "don't turn out the lights" in a dark theatre.
Because, the movie is telling them to not turn off the lights in the theatre.
B) I think the ushers might question a grocery bag of candy under your sweater, as you can't trust a man will candy.
Answer:
Mix some baking soda in warm water and knock that back to counteract the bloating, drink some more water to help counteract all the salt you just ate, and be sure to choke down some vegetables tomorrow to counteract the guilt of eating a whole pizza by you.
Answer:
he didnt want the fish to go away.
Explanation:
he was lonely, he had no friends and no one to talk to, except the fish.
nobody beat malala in march