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The local business leader would care most about B. B would effect them the most as it talks about local businesses. Use this information to persuade them to support the law.
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Similes compare two things. Because clowns are considered by most to be very funny, the object would also have to be something funny.
Therefore you could say...
A clown is as funny as a medieval joker.
A clown is as funny as a cat barking like a dog.
A clown is as funny as a comedy movie.
