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Goshia [24]
2 years ago
10

Tell me a joke. If it's funny you get brainiest. If not a joke I report it. Thanks!

English
2 answers:
sergiy2304 [10]2 years ago
7 0

Answer:

1. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

2. I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

3. My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

4. I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Explanation:

oksano4ka [1.4K]2 years ago
7 0

Answer:

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Explanation:

Because they use honeycombs

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