Both Derek and I will go to the dance etc...
Remove the other character and try to write the sentence as if it was just yourself doing the action: "Myself will go" or "Me will go" don't sound right, but "I will go" is correct.
The answer is 3. You never use slang in academic writing, so it's not 4, imprecise vocabulary is also unacceptable in academic writing so it can't be 2, and one usually tries to avoid personal statements in academic writing, because they are mostly factual pieces.
Answer:
Me: OOOOOO have to record thisssssss this is some real teaaaaaa
Explanation:
Do you mean his real job? it doesn’t specify but we for sure know that mr.x isn’t smuggling body’s, most likely he works in an office