During he Pilgrim's Progress, both Christian and his companion are
detained as they pass through Vanity Fair, because of their open disdain about the contents of the area.
*edited* Well, I would start out with "If I were a color, I would be the color ____." Or "If I were a vegetable, I would be a(n) ____." Something like that.
ORIGINAL ANSWER: Why don't you just do it yourself?
I think there should be a turn in box in the corner,, can you send a full screen picture pls so i can help you more?