My name is Link
and I kindof stink,
I love to cook,
I once burned a book,
My girlfriend Zelda,
loves to yelda
My enemy Calamity Ganon,
Blew up a canon
Urbosa is red and rosy
But she's also nosey
Mipha's smells like seafood,
But I swell up like geemood
Miyamoto based me off of Peter Pan,
For that I'll just steal his van
Gerudo women have abs,
But I have grilled crabs
Zelda's butt is so big,
It make me feel like a pig
Somebody else can do the rest. -Link
Uttering words in a low tone. Like if talking by to themselves.
1. His family-owned farm in California
2. She threatens him by insinuating she will make up a story about him that will get him into trouble.
3. Land
4. She admits that she doesn't like Curley.
