I'm pretty sure it's D because it makes sense lol did that even make sense?
The correct answer is: C: Y'all don't be late. This is slang because word "You" is shortened to "Y", so instead of "You all", there is just: "Y'all". By definition, slang <span>consists of a lexicon </span><span>of non-standard words and phrases in some language</span><span>. Use of these words and phrases is typically associated with the subversion of a standard variety (for example: standard English</span><span>) and is likely to be interpreted by listeners as implying particular attitudes on the part of the speaker. In some contexts a speaker's selection of slang words or phrases may convey prestige</span><span>, indicating group membership or distinguishing group members from those who are not a part of the group.</span>
Answer: To entertain
Explanation: The primary purpose of the crab that played with the sea is to provide entertainment to the readers as the author does this by the imagination of the creation done by the eldest magician.
The excerpt is given as thus: "Before the high and far-off times, o my best beloved, came the time of the very beginnings; and that was in the days when the eldest magician was getting things ready...one by one he took all the beasts and birds and fishes and told them what to play at"
I hate to say it, but your editorial is going to sound very school newspaperish if you use 1st person.