Primary resource means when it come directly from the person who witness the situation for example in a court Room there’s a typer who types every word that’s being said in the court room
Inveterate in statement 1 means habitual as the definition says always existing, practice, etc. In statement 2, pensively means thoughtfully as the definition says dreamily or suggestively. In statement 3, banal means trite as its definition also says not original or not fresh.
I am not sure what a joke has to do here, but anyway, a question is a question. This is a joke which answer expects a pun or a play with words. The answer to this joke is: "Checking account"
When somebody asks you what do you call drawing squares on Dracula you answer: Checking account because Dracula was a Count, and the sound produced by saying together " a count" is the same as "account".
A checking account is a deposit account held at a financial institution that allows withdrawals and deposits. Also called demand accounts or transactional accounts, checking accounts are very liquid and can be accessed using checks, automated teller machines and electronic debits, among other methods.
This joke makes reference to this popular kind of bank account.
Answer:
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,**
Explanation:
This sounds exactly like what bugs do