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I have lots of work to do right now. If anyone is familiar with World War 1 particularly the short narrative "If WWI was a Bar Fight" and has some free time I have to write my own little flick off of that. It is "if WW1 was contestants on survivor." It doesn't have to be super detailed, it can pretty much mirror the bar fight one. If someone could please write that for me it'd be greatly appreciated. Let me know if I need to attach "If WWI was a Bar Fight." I need this done by 5 pm Sunday. Thanks

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Germany and Russia fight about Austria or Germany will render him Russia cant handle that anymore. Then Britain and France ask Germany it there looking at Belgium then Turkey and Germany go talk then they come. Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone then Germany looks at France and punches Belgium. France  partners up with Britain then punches Germany while Austria punches Russia and Germany punches Britain and France with one hand plus punches Russia with the other one. Russia tries to punch Germany but misses and nearly falls over while Japan calls over from the other side that's on Britain's side. But they stay there Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria then Australia takes a hit towards Turkey and gets punched back. There was no hard feels because Britain made Australia punch them. While France gets thrown through a window but get back up and counitues too fight and Russia gets thrown through another one and gets knocked out. Italy thorws a punch but misses Austria but Austria falls over anyway but Italy raises there fist and runs around the room. America waits till Germany is about to fall from getting a big punch from Britain and France then walks over and hits it with a barstool. By then everything is broken so Britain, France, and America agreed that Germany threw the first punch so it was Germany's fault