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lutik1710 [3]
3 years ago
7

Whoever has the funniest storys wins brainliest, the points from the question and good luck tehehe

English
1 answer:
soldier1979 [14.2K]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

Ok this is called Abortion.

Explanation:

It was dark as heck and I couldn't see a thing, then finally the lights came on and I could see. This tall man wearing white grabbed my hand saying "Are you okay?" I looked at him saying "yes." He started at me for a moment looking sad and continued to talk "I'm so sorry you had to go through this, abortion is hard my love." I stopped dead in my tracks "What in the mother fu- hold awn Chile, I ABORTED MY BABY?! WHAT TYPE OF NASTY CARDI B DRUGGY MEN STUFF DID YOU PUT ME ON CAUSE I DONT REMEMBER EVEN GETTING PREGENANT!" The doctor laughed while he Tony Lopez Helicoptered away saying, "little girl... you were the abortion, welcome to the Orphanage of he ll for dead babies."

The End

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