This is an odd request haha but....meine Hose in Brand
Answer:
oh, you too
but are you happy or bored
Answer:
Ich kann es lesen und sprechen, aber ich kann es nicht schreiben.
Explanation:
If they heard about it afterwards, was couldn't be the answer.
Were not does not even make sense.
Will not means that this is in the future, and the crime has already occured.
Was not fits this answer best.