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hoa [83]
3 years ago
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Make a funny joke If you can make me laugh, you get branilest, be serious

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Fittoniya [83]3 years ago
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Answer:

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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timama [110]3 years ago
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Answer:

why did the bike collalpes?

because it was too tired

how do you tell if a vampire is sick?

by how much he coffin

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