Napoleon and the other pigs take over.
Https://healthymeals.fns.usda.gov/hsmrs/HUSSC/ -- one of the highlighted links, although I'm not sure which one meets your particular needs
One of my personal favorite heroes. He, unlike me, is extremely cultured. He, unlike me, follows the rules. He, very much like me, is incredibly sarcastic. He is also very empathetic and loyal. He possesses many classic hero traits, but the sarcasm really brought it all together to make him both inspiring and relatable.
I’m really hungry and have a baby
