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Lelechka [254]
3 years ago
11

What is the funniest joke u have ever heard of

English
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Zigmanuir [339]3 years ago
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Answer:

Jokes ???

I have bunch of them

It is full of holes but still hold water. 

Sponge bob

He shaves more than 3 times but still grows a beard? Barber

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself ? Becoz it's two tired

Why maths book is so sad? Becoz it's has so many problems

This graveyard looks so crowded..  people are dying to get there

What would you call the security guards working outside the Samsung galaxy shop. Guardian of the galaxy

Who is penguin's favorite aunt? AUNT ARCTICA

What is made up of leather and sound like sneeze? A Shoe

What is main reason for divorce? Marriage

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