C. Simple. Black Lives Matter.
When you respect others feelings that is being called an influential communicator, in which both parties benefit from the conversation feeling hear and cared about.
When you do not, that is called being a controller communicator which damages the relationships leaves submissive thoughts and actions.
This is due to contrast in language. Describing a simple and everyday object such an umbrella is not supposed to need formal or logic language and that is, precisely, the comic effect of the comparison.
The answer would be David bought a new CD the action would be David buying the CD