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igor_vitrenko [27]
2 years ago
13

Funniest joke gets marked BRAINLEST YOU HAVE 3MINUTES

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azamat2 years ago
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Answer:

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Explanation:

nekit [7.7K]2 years ago
5 0

Answer:

i got it

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely.

Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

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I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Got a PS5 for my little brother. Best trade I've ever done!

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I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust!

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