Sally was on her way to her first job. She had everything prepared to the letter. Snazzy outfit, check. Makeup, check. Game face, check. She was ready for her first day at the Computer Rework Company. She walked down the street towards her jobs almost skipping on the way there. Sally then sees a poster on one of the flag posts. It was a poster sponsoring her company. “Don’t forget to bring your own computer!” She chuckled at the poster. What idiot wouldn’t bring their own computer to their computer company? She finally got to her work. Sallys boss, Adrian, come over to great her. “Hey Sally, first day of work huh?” Adrian remarked. Sally nodded. Adrian looked like he was about to lead Sally to her desk when he suddenly remembered something. “Oh yeah, what about your computer? I don’t see you holding any boxes.” Sally smiled. “Luckily my computer isn’t that big” she exclaimed. She then reached into her purse and took out her phone. “Here it is!” she said. Adrian just stood there for a minute. “That’s… a phone, not a computer. Phones aren’t the same things as computers.” Adrian said sternly. “What..” Sally trailed off. She thought a phone was the same as a computer.
One day I was working at my job, a restaurant. I was working the tables, making conversation when a older couple were talking about how greasy the food was. I made conversation with them saying that “a little grease has never hurt anyone to bad!” and proceeded to laugh, trying to make a light hearted joke. A awkward silence went by as the couple stared at each other, than me, than each other. The older man proceeded to tell me that he had a heart condition where he can’t have a lot of grease, or fatty foods. I was mortified
