Heres my morning routine: so like always i get woken up by some random person and the random person dissapears. isint that like weird?? so i wake up like enjoy the sunshine. then i get out of my bed like always and stretch (twerking, farting). then i look at my clock and its ALREADY 8 am and im like oh no im late for work. so i go to the bathroom, take a bath and for SOME REASON the water turns brown! and it tastes really good. after a bath i get a towel and i dry my self like normal. as i go out of the the toilet i see a dead body!! i scream at the top of my lungs and i realize its my bf toby. and im like omg hey toby. i just kick him aside as i do my makeup. for my makeup i use crayola but you can use faber castle watercolor. i personally really like cryola for my makeup because the color is sSOOO nice. and it really looks good on my sken. it stays on your skin forever and its really easy to wash. after i do my makeup, i wear clothes. i really like waearing brown pants so when i make an accident, i wOUDLY HAVE TO WOORRY!!! my shirt is usually white but it gets brown somhow. i brush my hair and then i leave. but before i leave i see a body on my bed. its covered by the blanket so like im wodering, who is it?!?!?!?. i approach the bed and slowly remove the blanket.... and the person under the blanket was.... ME!!!!. so then i wake myself up and the whole routine starts from the beggining
