Little Johnny walks into the classroom the teacher tells little Johnny. Johnny if there's three birds on a wire and you shoot on
e down how many birds are left? Little JohNny replies 0. the teacher says no there's two but why would you think thEre are 0 ? Little Johnny says because if you shoot one the other two will fly away. the teacher says no, but I like the way you think. Little Johnny says well okay teacher .I got one for you. there's three women sitting on a park bench. All eating a popsicle. one of the women is licking the popsicle. the other woman is biting and eating the popsicle. the other woman is sucking on a popsicle. Which one is married? The teacher replies. The one sucking on it. Little Johnny says no. the one with the wedding ring on. but I like the way you think. :-) lol
Answer: Johnny is correct in the beginning when he says zero because the startled birds would fly away after hearing a gunshot. Johnny tricks his teacher into thinking the way the women eat the popsicles is how to determine their marital status, but the simplicity is the one with a ring is the one married.
I feel like saying this in French because I want to. I’m weird.
le petit Johnny entre dans la salle de classe, dit le professeur au petit Johnny. Johnny, s'il y a trois oiseaux sur un fil et que tu en abattes un, combien d'oiseaux reste-t-il ? Le petit JohNny répond 0. le professeur dit non il y en a deux mais pourquoi penses-tu qu'il y a 0 ? Le petit Johnny dit que si vous tirez sur l'un, les deux autres s'envoleront. le professeur dit non, mais j'aime ta façon de penser. Petit Johnny dit bien, professeur d'accord. J'en ai un pour vous. il y a trois femmes assises sur un banc de parc. Tous en train de manger un popsicle. une des femmes lèche la glace. l'autre femme mord et mange la glace. l'autre femme suce un popsicle. Laquelle est mariée ? Le professeur répond. Celui qui le suce. Le petit Johnny dit non. celui avec l'alliance. mais j'aime ta façon de penser. :-)
