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hammer [34]
1 year ago
11

Give me the funniest joke the best one gets brainiest

History
2 answers:
lidiya [134]1 year ago
4 0

Answer:

One day Maths had a broke up with her girl friend, and from that time he has given us the task to find his X

Explanation:

Stay safe, stay healthy and blessed.

Have a Happy day .

Thank you

eimsori [14]1 year ago
3 0

Answer:

1. Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year.

2. Why aren’t Koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the KOALifications.

3. Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.

4. What do you call bears with no ears?

B–

5. What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

6. What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

7. Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrgh!

Explanation:

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