Answer: It's ironic because it's irony, and there's an iron in the image.
Answer:
Soccer is an (pick one of these: astonishingly, extraordinarily, breathtakingly, incredibly) fast game.
Explanation:
You just use words that describe the action.
C. "Wearing a wet half smile, her ancient dog sullenly waddled toward me like Yoda greeting Luke." —Student essay
You learn and discover many new and unique things that you might not normally see