A) he uses irony because it is not actually virtuous or excellent to kill
1) …absolutely fascinating
2).. born on Christmas Day
3).. idea of men are brighter than women
4)… I’d fly around the world
5).. unless you ask him
6) Feeling guilty..
7) ..afraid of spiders
8).. buy some fruit
9) met Ben
10) for her mother
11) I’ll stay in
12) have a suit made
13) to put it in your bag
I read it, but it's a poem so it's really short.
Answer: A metaphor about life’s difficulties
Explanation: