By putting it as a matter-of-fact statement (assuming everything else was action packed) there is a massive shift that creates contrast in the piece and leaves a very concise point to shock/leave the reader with.
Words To Describe:
Big / Fat / Overweight
Slim / Skinny / Underweight
Good Looking / Well Built / Strong / Sporty
Ugly / Bad Looking / Freckled / Spotted
Funny / Sad / Happy / Joyful / Joyless / Active / Kind / Inclusive
The answer is A... scanning a newspaper. Hope this helps!!!