It seems like it would be childish
While this may make a bit more sense with context, the speaker is saying that he is a heavy-set man. The first sentence means that if he were to have an "outie" belly button, it would be more appropriate for his figure, which is round, and sturdy ("keg-like").
He then discusses how he has chipped away at his father's genes since he realized that he was destined to be significantly overweight.
Even simple tasks were difficult to complete-when I broke my arm.
I’m not certain, but I would say that the answer is A (overstating qualifications). I say that because B and D don’t apply to the sentence. It could also be C, depending on if you’re doing some sort of humor/tones unit.
I would go with A though, since the sentence is less funny and more “look at how good I am at this job”.
Mr. Joshua Slocum was the first navigator that sailing alone around the world.
The main problem of Joshua was sailing without economic resources and equipments in that time.
By the other hand Mr. Joshua had to confront the death of his wife, the relatives commented that he never was the same.
The event of spray in Gibraltar where Joshua had to change the route and cross the mediterranean.
