<span>D)
This strip mall will not only help me, ladies and gentlemen, but help
all other struggling businesses in this difficult economy</span>
Successful warriors seem to be highly respected in this culture.
Odysseus, the noble hero and slayer of monsters, is for some reason very distressed. This contradicts with his image of a fearless experience warrior, so it invites the readers to find out more about his troubles.
I believe the best choice is C. This is because an ad's primary purpose is to get as many people to view it as possible. :)